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FUHHK YEWW ahm GATORADIN’

Mmm, cinnamon and garlic and cloves and rosemary! Perfect for that hangover cure that makes you barf 😍😜

Saxophone with little molecules floating up out of the horn end like notes, lol

/s definitely not sarcasm.

Indeed. “Go ‘way! BATIN’!”

That is… quite a ratio on that guy 😮😜😘🤟

(That was signed. it doesn’t really come across in ascii)

“cannot modify it” absolumment pas vrai

Every headline, ask yourself, why did this headline make the cut? Is TikTok worse for the climate than, idk, cars? Who benefits from this news being published? Who is being punished by it?

Then you start to see how much most news is… well. decide for yourself

Does McDonald’s sell hot dogs? 🤪

Well. They NEED us to revile him because he’s a hero. & they really need to keep us tiny poor insects obedient

(Don’t) Look Around You

Well, that’s fair. Sorry

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Trump smells like that PLUS diaper urine smell, so: nice try

IIRC this move also made LGBTQ+ issues politically sensitive, which, yknow, big if true

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Let drag do dragggg !!… they’re feeling their oats

(this is an idiotic deep cut referencing a drag queen on Drag Race who was portrayed, by edit or by reality, as colossally dumb, but like, HILARIOUSLY so.)

I was celebrating the signup / binge / cancel pipeline, but now I’m realising: a next step they could use to prevent that would be putting caps on your watch time, like “you only get 20h of content a month” or something.

Wouldn’t be a surprise to see this. I’m callin it now lol

The link blocks my fun by having cookie demands without any immediate Reject All option.

ALPHAGUESS.COM is the link I saw days ago that didn’t have that in the way