LMAO dude you need to keep up with your memes

It’s all worth it for that sweet sweet 50ms speedup!/s

If it’s tech he doesn’t know shit about it, I learned that years ago during the Twitter acquisition days

He sounds like a CEO who “knows enough to fuck shit up, not enough to know how to fix it, but thinks they do” AKA the worst executive known to IT

You have been site-banned from .ml

Well ok new to me then (maybe now I’m thinking I might have read it before lol

Also, LMAO

Alright new copypasta drop!

If you want to say they’re not ready for prime time or have issues that still need to be worked out is one thing

But they’re not stupid, a tablet’s biggest problem is that they’re a second device you need to carry around to be of use. Being able to have a small tablet with you at all times and there when you need it the most is a good idea

Plus the tech that went into it to make glass fold in half is freaking cool lol

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

I loathe that line

See also: Let’s roll our own .zip implementation that only Mac can reliably read for…reasons

Is it really “taken” though when we never owned those spaces to begin with? The house makes sense because it was “their” house and even the country being “taken” makes sense because it is your country in a way

But the digital spaces that rose like Facebook or Reddit were never owned, they were always on borrowed time and resources.

The Taken analogy also implies that there will be less and less space, but it’s easier than ever to create your own digital space and anybody could do it at any time. It’s just that most preferred to use someone else’s space because it was even easier

probably some ancient mayan rites…lots of goats

My favorite part LMAO

Caution, this only works reliably with parents with younger kids, the older their youngest the less this works lol

And do not park in or near the driveway, you will get blocked in then you’ll have to spend half an hour (at best) finding random people and having them move their car so you can leave

Hm sounds like the bug is in the code that handles the “one session only” rule

Per Microshits T&Cs you can only have 1 session of any kind at a time unless you get the super special business multi seat RDP license (because ofc)

I actually have a Powershell script I found awhile back that patches the RDP DLL so it stops caring about multiple sessions

I spent entirely too much time trying to track down

Been there, if you have the audacity to force your way into the WindowsApps folder you’ll bork the permissions systems so bad that every single post about how to fix it ends in “just reinstall” me being me that was an unacceptable answer.

Took me a week to fix it so the MS store would launch again. On the flip side, I have a whole new understanding of the permissions system on windows. Heh

That’s when you get a job at said company, fix the big and then quit.

Bonus! You get a neat news article or 2 and at least 3 memes about you doing it lmao

If you’re lucky, you get told where the SOPs are LMFAO

Rolling out where? As far as I know it’s only ever been installed and sold in a single device. Can’t tell ya why but it is.

We’re only about 4 months in ATM, it’s quite early

Nonetheless, it’s technically sound so even if it does flop, it will have been for primarily greed reasons rather than because soldering was superior

Integrating CPU/GPU/RAM on the same chip just leads to crazy increases in performance and efficiency. As usual Apple paves the path to erosion of consumer choice.

CUDIMM is the socket-able answer to this and it’s rolling out. What’s the excuse for soldering SSDs?

but it can also be disabled with some simple terminal commands.

For now, Apple’s not stupid, they know if they move too fast they’ll piss off too many people so they’re doing it slowly step by step.

Linux is awesome, it’s neat watching its developer friendliness result in snowballing market share.

Why not ditch MacOS? Mac’s are just as bad as Windows, just in different ways.

Apple has been progressively neutering root on a path to make a laptop as much of a walled garden as iOS. Not to mention the entirely soldered RAM and SSD and then charges ridiculous premiums to get more

Is there any future for Microsoft gaming?

Yes, in the “Netflix of Gaming” Game Pass, they’ve already been pivoting on it more and more. They know they’re losing their hardware dominance

Only a matter of time IMO before they work on getting Game Pass games on Linux. Which would be great because I got the bulk of my games from Game Pass these days lol