Germans: German is such a beautiful language!

German:

Single responsibility principal and dependency injection are your friends.

If it’s like captcha, the same thing as when you answer right… Start all over.

You were probably more passionate about keeping a roof over your head.

Whew, almost made progress on the cash cow. Close one.

We already have trump supporters.

Billionaires in China have been disappeared before. There’s only the head of state that matters in fascism.

“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”

Robin Williams had a chronic disease with a horrible outcome. Guy went out on a high note, all things considered.

You know it’s a dick move, because if you treated happiness the same way people would be mad.

Starving child: the aid worker gave me a football! Best day ever!

How can you enjoy this football when there’s people in Philadelphia playing Xbox??

Dear God, they actually think companies are people.

You see I read the Wikipedia page about aerodynamics so I know what is and isn’t physically possible with our current technology. That’s how I know this blurry photo of a paper plate with LEDs is actually an alien. Also bees are aliens because even though they can’t fly they fly.

Answer: whatever causes the person you’re arguing with to throw their hands up and storm off more exasperated…

“how are you doing?”

“I’m alright”

“Oh, just alright?”

Social battery falls to zero

You get breakfast for dinner!

Being trapped in a laugh track on big bang theory sounds like hell.

Well because they’re built to hook you up with their storefront where you can buy a my little pony gun for a third of the price of the game. And then play a fps asset flip game in front of the poors.

It’s when they make you do like 20 of them. Bitch you already stopped the DDOS let me see my balance fuck.

Hmm … Better pigeon hole clients into only using the teabag.

“Why can’t I put the label in the water?!”

I’m buying a new laptop to test out a Linux environment and make sure all my shit works and everything is backed up, then I’ll port it to my desktop.