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You’ve just dredged up a core memory! I can’t believe they’re still around and I haven’t used a CD drive in so long that I’ve forgotten that no-CD patches were a thing.

That’s just Apple’s default state.

“snitches get to glue their own wounds shut and hope it doesn’t get infected” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

The beauty of open source software =)

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

One coffee? No.

A lot of coffee? Yes.

I believe steam only officially supports ubuntu, but it will work on any distro.

If I say I want spicy – I want to be in visible discomfort and bystanders should be concerned for my safety.

Big desks mean I can’t put my speakers in good locations.

I have a good 27" as my main, but I don’t have space for a 2nd 27" to either side – best I can fit is a 24". So I guess I’m chaotic good by (forced) choice.

Chaotic good here. They have different DPI too so you’re never quite sure where your mouse is going to end up.

Better than counting curly braces.

What drugs? Asking for a friend.

Just open source the code. Let me hack on it.

The the car I drive for work has a volume knob and I hate it with a passion.

It’s a quote from Snow Crash.

The Deliverator’s car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator’s car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. You want to talk contact patches? Your car’s tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverator’s car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady’s thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta.