I think you might underestimate C-sections. My ex had one and older women could visually recognize it, because she struggled to walk for awhile.

Was that what you expected?

If you notice they get wet before you’ve used them to towel off, congrats, they’re into you. If they’re dry as a bone when you use them, they’re really not enjoying it, at all. It’s not rocket science.

Nice to see so many fellow le gentlesirs here.

tips hat to you

Chillax n00b, cuz 2000’s slang is awesomesauce, biatch!

OP meant to say “click on My Computer,” but not everyone is super tech-savvy.

Then explain the tombs of Egyptian Pharoahs?

Half-Life 3 to be exclusive to Samsung Frame TVs, confirmed!

life is a state of matter held far from equilibrium.

Way too early for this shit.

Found it! It had actually just fallen into the couch cushions.

I can hear the missing bits. I use Monster Cables.

You just need special ears like mine.

I’m an audiophile, you wouldn’t get it.

What a nightmare.

Ready or Not, maybe? Pretty cool with a realistic bodycam mod.

Or go back to SWAT 4.

A salmon is more related to, say, a camel than it is to a hagfish.

I don’t like that one bit.

Fish are… honestly a lot of things – highly nonspecific.

Ex-CUSE me!? What the hell? Fish are fucking fish. I can’t handle this kind of paradigm shift right now, don’t tell me we don’t even understand fish. Have I been lied to?

I pulled my back trying to measure my .145 inch penis.

Bet he’s a verbally-abusive, serial cheater who eventually just vanishes/ghosts them.

I dIsAgReE wItH bOtH oF yOu. PeRfEcT bAlAnCe Is KeY.