So true. At the same time, this happens because a lot of hiring managers don’t know intimately what the job actually does, so they resort to cookie-cutter interview techniques.

I ask so I can answer if someone asks me. Asking != denying.

If someone requests PTO, I don’t ask questions unless it’s literally in the day of or the next day.

Maybe, part of your job is to not touch anything in a random day and observe what happens when something breaks. That way, you can document what’s not being fixed so that your team is more prepared when you’re actually not there.

Billions must deer horse

mfw I realize that maybe absurdism is my coping mechanism

Post-revolutionary Tea Time

It’s really funny. Real alpha males don’t care if you wear a rainbow or not.

Me when the science teacher says the earth is round /s

You have to sacrifice a body part if you’re not Max Verstappen (because his sacrifice was a visit to the gas station)

Lando Norris be like

Credibly non-credible defence

Fungus amongus

Why don’t they program using spreadsheets? Are they stupid?

Nintendo? I don’t know her.

It’s so joever

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