Some of us just prefer to take the Whoopi Goldberg approach and never give them the dignity of saying or typing their actual name. The person is an egotistical sack of orange shit, I don’t like saying his name either. Every time someone says his name, it just strokes his ego that much more.

I’ve taken to calling them both as one…

Elmo Turnip

Congrats, you’re Opponent #1

I don’t play games, I make them.

Wanna play a game?

Thank you, I try my best!

Ronnie? The one and only, missing two fingers?

The photo wasn’t taken in the restroom, I didn’t have my phone with me while I went to piss and wash the dog bowl out.

Photo of what I had was taken later, after I was so rudely encountered with a pervert dick.

Do you people really assume everyone carries a phone up their ass to public restrooms?

I don’t want to though. For some dumb reason, I almost like you.

I really do hope you’ve had a good day.

Oddly yet simply enough, it’s labeled as top shelf leather. Genuine leather is the cheap shit believe it or not.

Check your local boot repair shop. Shit ain’t cheap.

Custom made, cost me like $70, top shelf leather.

I have plenty of spare material though!

Yo, I already reported my own self to the mods of the community here.

Sorry if not everyone understands, but I figured I’d get a little more props for not getting fucked in the ass.

Nobody was harmed, neither me nor the pervert, but things could have went way worse.

I hope you have a good day breadsmasher, because I really don’t like blocking people.

I didn’t even pull a weapon, I just needed to rinse my knife after opening our dog food. So what I used my knife to open the bottom of the can.

Only working water faucet was in the restroom, where apparently the pervert was waiting.

Why are you so nosy about this? I defended myself, with words, would you like to know how long his dick was?

I can’t even convince anyone else in this very thread that it’s potentially a weapon, everyone else considers it ‘style’.

Regardless, I graduated school wearing V2 of this, and was never suspended. This is V3, tougher and ready for any idiots ready to come my way.

I’m actually one of the least dangerous people anyone could ever meet. Hell, I’d probably defend you in a pinch, you don’t seem like a bad person.

But when I’m out and about on my own, I don’t know what crazies I might encounter.

The best weapon is the weapon you never have to use.

Removed by mod

No, I’m 42 years old and went into a public restroom to rinse a dog bowl out, with a ~60 year old pervert moaning, stroking his dick, and hoping I’d suck him off.

I’m no goddamn child and I ain’t about to do shit like that!

So what if I defended myself, with just words and show what I got, better than most of you downvoters that think I wasn’t in the right to defend myself.

Thank you for confirming you’re an asshole.

I’ve never blocked anyone before on Lemmy, but I’m about to learn how…

You can drop this conversation anytime you like.

I got a hundred pack of spikes and a Dremel Tool, I’ll do whatever I like. And today, my everyday carry kept me from being raped.

Well it kept me from getting raped today, so take that for whatever you will. Fuckoff.

My father died 10 years ago.

My self defense devices kept me from getting raped today, but thank you for being an asshole.