I’m working on one project at a time.

But what needs to get done right now is a different story.

It’s taken me about 6 years to understand how it works and what it does, but I’m finally starting to get it.

I hate software. Why am I in this job still

I was thinking Rust, but that works too.

Because then I could call the Language Spoons.

It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons

Sure! It doesn’t do anything yet, I just have a text file with how I’m intending to architect it.

It quite literally started two four (edit: I can’t keep track of time) days ago.

I’ll configure a repo, stick this in a file, and push it. I’ll reply with another comment so you (and others) can look it up.

I’ve come up with some crazy stuff. Instead of something like “class” to indicate a class, it’s

🏫 Followed by the emoji name of the class like 🖼️📁. So it will need to be able to handle operators in the name it’s amazingly gross! Properties and methods will also be emoji names, like to get the 🖼️📁 “File Name” it would be 📁💳.

Haven’t published it yet.

Here are comparisons:

⚖️

🐲

🐲⚖️

⚖️🐲

🚫🐲⚖️

That’s way better than my emoji based programming language.

That’s odd. It doesn’t show on his feed. The link shows it, but it’s not on his feed at all.

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I still don’t get what it is?

It looks like a mix of Oblivion and like Dishonored with no explanation of it’s progression system

I… Walked right into that one.

It was a post talking about “Never Gonna Give You Up.” It mentions Rick rolling on click.

Clicked the damn link anyway.

I love the internet

But it is amazing

Maybe I’m missing some important details, but isn’t an eGPU still limited to throughput of the thunderbolt connection?

Where does one get a tiny beanie? Not because I’m a software engineer, but because it looks hilarious

The project manager keeps asking for an update every 15 minutes.

Not only do I feel this in my soul, I’ve been working for almost 13 years, and to this day, I’m still not sure what a project manager contributes.

The only thing I can tell is that their job is to be the designated impatient person.

Nah, man, based on the stories my parents told me from the 70s and 80s, computers were a mistake long before the Internet.

It was as soon as the devices got in the hands of people who couldn’t program that things got bad

It’s why I say as a software engineer: computers were a mistake.

Yeah this was a good one to wake up to.

I have two friends on Signal!

No one else believes me. Gonna be a weird future

I wouldn’t call him desperate, I would call him time constrained with money to enjoy. He probably won’t actually use it for that, he’ll probably dive into his video game addiction more.

Plus, he says that virtual ladies can’t betray him like the dumb fuck of his ex wife that pretty much ruined his self confidence and self esteem to the point where he doesn’t actually think he could experience the required vulnerability in other people ever again, and it’s been 5 years since the first time she cheated on him.

But he really does appreciate the concern.

The guy who is asking has some stuff in that department, he’s more interested in the visuals now