Potholes are naturally occuring speed bumps and free.

To the untravelled artist, everyone was white with the exception of a few going through town if in a major city. There was no way to know he wasn’t white and it just stuck.

They make the ownership experience worse. I fucking hate mine.

I wish I could replace half of the real estate with buttons and.knobs but nooooo, I can’t afford a car with such fancy craftsmanship so it’s a cheap shitty screen with a cheap shitty OS instead. And everyone things it’s fancy…LOL

X = Twitter for anyone wondering what the redacted part was.

For as far back as I can remember, my mates and I have used the term “peacocking” to describe the more "physically focused* males. And it works. Not for anyone we’ve found attractive, but they get “chicks” and “birds”.

ILS is probably the most commonly knownn of the many feather fluff tactics.

OP unknowingly explaining simulation theory concepts.

Now it’s still all WW2 revisited with “never before seen” enhanced footage, usually centred around Hitler. Clone, clone, clone.

I’d like to see them challenge themselves to have to actually dig up some info for once.

And this is why you don’t get invited into other people’s showers.

If it wasn’t, I wouldn’t be relaxing, I’d be doing shit that might have me enjoy relaxing later. Relaxing when not needing to relax is just making excuses for slothfulness lol

For some reason this has made me lol so much. Simple and stupid. And love how Jeff just fucks off out of frame getting worse at it.

I’ve had a few house mates from Japan and Taiwan. They always had a weird issue overemphasising and misusing English swear words. I had to teach them how to swear properly so they didn’t sound like psychos.

I’ll never forget, “Are you fucking kid me?!”

I was in stitches. “Bro, it’s “kidding” and you emphasise that, not the “fucking” part. Like this… Are you fucking kidding me?”

Aye. I’m still on my S20+. Need a replacement battery, but otherwise nothing new is worth the cost yet. Pixels be the same Pixels, Samsungs, the same Samsungs. Where the upgrades are happening, I just won’t see them, so nothing “new”.

No one wins arguments on the internet. There’s too many people that only use fallacies but have no idea that’s what they’re doing. It’s a black hole.

Ha, I have a friend called Rani

Knew it! Vegans aren’t human!

And your choice of IPA, Hazy IPA, West Coast IPA, XPA, or lemon squeezed on ice and a dash of ginger ale.

I thought it was “out slowly” but the arrow pointed out the stem, helping me realise the ‘o’ was actually a ‘b’.

95%?! That makes humans look good.

Ah, yes. The Repost Police. A group of individuals out to inform everyone that they’re proud of spending far too much time on socials, even though no one cares to know.

That means I’ll have to try remember where the Phone app is, then find someone that would actually want to use it as well.

And along comes one of Lemmy’s iconic “So you” people to collaterally damage the social IQ of everyone around them.