So they’d smell like a freshly oiled gun? Not sexy, but I could deal with that.

Things like that are called “jargon” and are perfectly normal and acceptable in a given field, always been that way.

If you don’t know how to pronounce, or even spell, NGINX, you probably have no use for it.

Ah! Thought it was Jack Handey.

“I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.”

Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

Our customers leave the shopping carts in the corral, but a surprising number of them bring back the big lumber carts. Been there a month and have seen exactly one cart floating around loose.

EDIT: Damnit. Found 3 today.

I look for someone coming in to give mine too, as do many others.

cracks knuckles

I’m fine with my 12-pack a day of Keystones.

Thank you! GenX is a unique generation. I often wonder what it was like at the dawn of the Industrial Age.

And the joke is that it’s an utterly empty threat.

I’m 54. We built this shit from the ground up. We went from zero internet to dial-up as we went from teens to young adults.

We installed the first DSL and cable lines, mitigated Y2K in the field and on the keyboard.

We straddled the digital divide. We’ve seen it all.

tl:dr; Lawn. Off of it.

Half to a quarter of feces is composed of bacteria, most of the rest is water.

I was gonna say, we already have the answer.

You fuck one sheep…

LOL, just commented it was 10G out of Rod Stewart in my childhood.

70s elementary school: Rod Stewart having 10 gallons of sperm pumped out of his stomach.

In Tombstone, when Wyatt threatens to turn that dude’s head into a canoe? I saw that exact pic on rotten.com. Looked like: U

Ah! Like crossing from Alabama into Mississippi! LOL, even the interstate turns to shit in MS.

Excuse me say what?

You could say that! Companies often put shit in the EULA that isn’t enforceable. Kinda like most non-competes aren’t enforceable. You cannot sign your rights away.

Much like wage theft, it’s on you to know your rights and stand up for them. We really ought to have more orgs fighting to make people aware of their legal options.

How do you think the rich got rich?! Sure, some had starting capital, but that don’t last. There are always vultures looking to steal from you, take advantage of you. The rich stay rich, and gain more riches, because they know their legal options. And the rest of us take it up the ass because we don’t.

Well… I despise authoritarians, but in the bedroom, I’m in charge.

I had an old Android tablet running Torque in my dash where the radio used to be. Adapter and phone app, $20.