Thelsim

It might not cover everything, but here’s a nice list:
https://european-alternatives.eu/

In Dutch it’s called a trouwring, which as a verb literally translates to wedding ring, but as a noun also to loyalty ring.
Which I find rather sweet.

*sniff* I always get emotional when people find their soulmate

Basically it’s what Aa! said, I just never knew the word for it.

I tie a knot, but it’s more like a shoelace and can be pulled open with a simple pull. Where does that put me?
I feel so lost and alone :(

Ohhh… The Girl From Ipanema, Nat King Cole version.
Perfect for a warm summer night’s drive. Not sure about the other 27 minutes though.

More like a long but tormented life of barely subsisting on the smallest amounts of water possible.
Death is too sweet and quick for my houseplants :)

I’m not letting this bastard get anywhere near my other utensils.
He’s got a nice quiet space, together with all the other misfits.

Only during pride month (I wish that was a joke)