You mean portable GPS devices that have been around for a decade before smart phones?

Horny hard disk. Incidentally it’s infinitely better than HDD.

Must be nice to either accept the objectively worse sound quality of wireless headphones, or be wealthy enough to afford a product that sounds almost as good as the wired version does for ten times the price and just not care about it getting stolen.

Because Google is a monopoly and epic sued in the right places.