Said management.

Sadly it’s usually a shit in the shower situation.

Dunno how accurate this is but if you like doing those quizzes see where you fall on leftist values. https://leftvalues.github.io/index.html

Just put AI in it.

While the deadline for the previous task is also not pushed out.

Fell for the “it’s just an mvp we’ll rewrite it if it’s successful” trap huh.

I think they were just going for cursed-ness

Wordpress I think.

If you want the vectors for stickers https://lemmy.ca/comment/503168

The one from science memes a few days ago

Was going to post this if someone hadn’t.

It’s called stresslaxing.

That one time cocoa pods was essentially doing a DDNS when their spec repo was using GitHub as a CDN. https://blog.cocoapods.org/Master-Spec-Repo-Rate-Limiting-Post-Mortem/

And as a bonus the flows were never fully specc’d each time right?

Using Fastmail

• works with 1Password to generate masked emails
• plus and subdomain addressing

In case those features are important to you

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
“Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
“I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

Luckily they had lizards in stock.

Everyone has a test environment. If you’re lucky you have a production environment too.

The malicious compliance that is needed.