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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 10 months ago

Oh yeah, that's the good stuff...

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 10 months ago
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    But what if a child climbs the tree, falls and breaks their arm?

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      What if the tree bears fruit, and an unemployed individual is able to acquire food without giving money to the owner class?

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        Don’t worry, they stopped planting female trees so they won’t have to worry about that and instead we just clean up the pollen from the male trees with our lungs

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        We must tax the fruit.

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        The horror

        Although from my experience people always pick it before it is ready. In the public nurseries they have to put rules in place

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      Armed guards at every tree

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        Armed guards at every tree

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          For guarded arms at every tree

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      What if while walking, someone stumbles and thereby gets out onto the street and is struck by a car, not killing them instantly but causing them a long and painful remaining (but still overall greatly shortened) lifetime of misery, pain, suffering, and depression, and then they write a book that inspires the next Hitler to unleash a new era of genocidal warfare upon the world?

      I guess we’ll deal with whatever comes our way 😀.

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        I’ve never thought of that, we should immediately make walking illegal.

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