“Alfred, there’s bat shit on the batputer again.”
“Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again.”
Perhaps harvesting the guano is where the Wayne family wealth truly comes from.
Wayne Industries Organic Fertilizer
GWNO … (pronounced Guano)
Greater
Wayne
Nitrogen
Organics
In front of my house is a mango tree. My house is white. Also there are lots of bats in the neighborhood.
Needless to say, I wish I had an Alfred.
I’m jealous of that mango tree though… Mango is my favorite fruit
That probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.
No, they’re not!
🎶Jingle bells,
Batman smells…🎵
Sure, but has anyone sang that around him?
Not within 6 feet. Not because of the danger, but you can’t inhale any closer
I bet lots of batcum on the keyboard too. And not from the animals.
The Robins were all teenagers.
So Batman was a groomer?! Disgusting!
I mean…
