More like a finger chastity belt. They do make finger condoms though, I don’t remember what they’re for

Turns out metaphors aren’t literal. Good shower thought though

THC isn’t water soluble, so the only THC would be in the ashes that collect, and it wouldn’t be much

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It’s not tea my guy

Nope, it’s water that smoke and ashes passed through

Following the nerve pathway, you might be onto something

Maybe where you live, but not for me. Thumbs up emoji just means okay / will do / message received, in Colorado at least

Lol so mad

Lol so mad

Lol so mad

Lol so mad

🧐

I hate that you’re right

More deaths than births. It just means more deaths than births. Not sure why you assume women need to kill babies for that to be a reality.

That genuinely made me laugh

I almost thought “kids aren’t that dumb”, then I remembered that I jumped out of a tree with an umbrella once because I saw it in a cartoon

No having fun in MY politics >:(

Hence why Dennis pulls out a giant paper whiteboard to explain his D.E.N.N.I.S. system

The culinary opposite of haggis is leafy greens