Ever been to Alberta? It’s Texas lite and half the time doesn’t make sense.

We also hate rules (especially if you also say the name Trudeau)

Avast ye scurvy bitches. Shiver me portside and buckleswash the poop deck

Ooh ooh my favorite is ‘Backpfeifengesicht’

But those god damn German subs look fun as hell with fire ass memes…

Too bad I can’t fucking speak German

Some newer higher end models do this. It’s an emergency brake feature that flashes the brake lights rapidly when braking heavily.

Should be standardized or something similar should be

My country got rid of the penny 😔

I’m just sitting here wondering how tf they did this…

Did they put it in a bending brake?

Is… is this supposed to be a meme?

Functionality > resale value

Who cares what it’s worth in 10 years if I get my money’s worth out of it

Oof I’m happy I got a few good years

I have a few templates saved so I can just pump some text into it and save it.

Most of the time my stock image edit software on my phone is sufficient

Moth memes need to make a come back

• shareholders loved that *

I live near the arctic circle… it’s usually -25°C by now… it’s +8° today.

We’re so fucked 🙃

Him and Stamets are like celebrities in this place

2meta4me

Edit: because my social anxiety leaks into text and I have a desperate need to over share and over explain so people don’t mistake my thought or meaning.

Except Israel is more of a 500 lb genocidal Silverback gorilla

Laugh at my grave. See how much I give a shit lololol

I mean, if they paid for it… shouldn’t they enjoy it how they want? It doesn’t affect anyone else