That person doesn’t look like they intended this picture to circulate on the internet.

Could be. I try to avoid Excel. And I believe “wenn” is a wrong translation, whether the function has that name or not.

The best part is that if your version of Excel is German, you can’t write =IF(). You have to use =FALLS().

It’s always fun to google a function and then the translation.

I admit that I have been bitten by the fact that commits don’t have a “true home branch”.

Well, bad instructions still are bad instructions, regardless of the user.

What could possibly be preferrable to git switch -c ?

The last is just a normal git workflow, isn’t it?

It’s incredible that cashiers aren’t taught this.

Paraphrasing a Scandinavian who gave an interview I once saw in a TV documentary about the correction system in some nordic country:

Once that perpetrator gets out of prison and rents an apartment next to you, would you rather he was subject to inhumane punishment? Or would you rather he was treated like a human being and learned how to behave in society?

That’s… ambiguous.

Because it’s the most efficient. With students handing in AI theses, it’s only sensible to have teachers use AI to grade them. No we only need to have teachers use AI to create exam questions and education becomes a fully automated process. Then everyone can go home early.

Consensually, right?

Right?

You’re absolutely right. In my mind “feature parity” got garbled into “backwards compatibility”.

Email to all:

“Due to budget constraints, resources will shift from $oldThingy to $newThingy. As a result, $oldThingy’s availability can no longer be maintained at the previous level.”

Then randomly kill oldThingy for more and more hours each day.

location /old_api {
  redirect /new_api
}

(can’t be bothered to check the syntax).

“The other 98% of the codebase.”

LF line endings.

ALL HAIL THE PROXY

“The proxy failed to fetch the media from the server”

“You and your entire family” means “All life on Earth”.

That should make the decision somewhat easier.

You should really put a PTSD trigger warning on that quote.