Pokemon

My wife and I like to call saxophones “sexy trumpets”

Omigod they were screwmates…

Easy! Just spend the month in a US hospital without insurance

Hopefully the billion will cover the rest of the bill

I don’t want to live on the same planet with anyone who would quote that statistic for any reason other than an emphatic demand for action to lower it

Worse than a usual Scooby Doo case and better than a usual Ghostbusters case

Because it’s bad enough that it could be a real ghost, but not so bad that it couldn’t just be a guy in a costume

Did you really just come into a piracy community to tell someone to pay for a digital asset?

That’s the coolest artifact I’ve ever seen

!shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

My backups are a 2TB and a 5TB, but my normal data is on a 256GB XD

Joke’s on you, I make my memes in GIMP and put the mematic watermark in myself!

As an exclusively Android user, I couldn’t agree more

Thanks, it’s probably mine

I’ve got one, how do I tell if it’s mine?

But how many feet are in a foof? 🤔

I think you automatically upvote your own posts/replies

They’re playing with me, they’re shooting for second

Just kidding, I suck at Mario Kart XD

It’s been my experience that you can screw things up way faster than you can fix them

They wanted to become a cool skeleton