Well I wasn’t planning on downloading Deepseek, but now I feel like I gotta…

Faster to rewrite the whole thing

High dex & rolled a Nat 20.

NGL, I want to read the rest of this paper now.

It’s exactly what you’re thinking, but worse.

Organizing my downloads has been on my to do list for… Four, I think? Yeah, four… phones…

an add every 5-10min that lasts from 5-40s. Who the hell can actually enjoy a movie or a TV show in these conditions?

Everything comes full circle…

As a kid watching TV, about 30% of the runtime of a show was commercials. Us old people are used to that kind of advertising presence, hell, people used to watch the Super Bowl specifically for the commercials!

Not saying it’s a good thing, just saying that the corporate CEOs of today grew up with it, so it’s “normal” to them.

Fediversians

Guess it’s time to dig out the ol’ parallel port Zip drive & copy everything to a USB stick…

I always took it as Tidus being intentionally over the top & awkward to get Yuna to laugh for real, which does happen at the end of the scene. It was purposely ridiculous.

Other common retail phrases:

Workin’ hard or hardly workin’?

• Little of both!
• Trying to do one, but this place makes me do the other.

How are you today?

• I’m here.
• How long you got?

If it doesn’t scan, that means it’s free!

• -Die inside-
• -Think of a new way to kill someone with an unlikely object-
• -immitate laugh scene from FFX-

Operating a computer used to be a specialized skill, you used to have to look under the hood pretty often to make things work. Now all that prep work is taken care of for you, so end users are further away from the partial techs we all used to be.

Dropping into a DOS command line to install software was a normal thing in Windows 95, now if you pull up a command line people think you’re a Microsoft Certified Technowizard™.

That sounds like something a spambot would be programmed to say

The first sketchy plastic surgeon who gives someone paws, fur, a tail or some other weird furry things is going to be very rich…

Does it seem a little sketchy to anyone else that so many people were tested in China? Do they really have that many athletes or are they trying to skew the numbers?

The difference is they were told to wear a mask, which means they are standing up for their “rights” by not doing it.

The ear thing is to show how dedicated they are to the “cause,” which is essentially opposition to what “the other side” is doing.

Trump makes full sentences, the fullest sentences ever by any candidate current or past, no one could ever make fuller sentences, especially the losers and suckers that Trump is running against that hate America and want to turn us into a weak nation that only produces organic electricity that can’t run our great country because it can’t go through all the rivers and lakes because the water just stops it in its tracks and it stalls like those foreign import cars that Trump is going to put tariffs on because our great capitalist America doesn’t need a bunch of foreigners telling us how to drive our cars in our country because America is great and we can do whatever we want unlike Taiwan, which isn’t even a country, and needs to go away just like NATO and NASA and NOAA and all those other government agencies in the swamp that needs to be drained because it’s full of gators that are making it difficult for people to use their yachts in all of this electric water that’s taking over this great country!

Condiment King put all kinds of stuff in the water

So he basically thought he was going to 360 No-scope IRL?

…get wrecked, noob.