The best part of starting a new job is that you don’t have years of built up “status checkins” that we’re never cancelled for some reason.

That’s never been done before, we’re part of history!

In Kansas, maybe!

Too real. I love trivia, but somehow there are always too many teams that just get every question right

Microwave ramen is a godsend in this case

Easy to make, filling, salty as fuck, and comforting

Oh, I know this one! I hear Yanny

I appreciate that the AI is advanced enough (or your prompting is very good) to include not just 1 type, but 2 types of beans! What a time to be alive!

This is fascinating! I opened it to see 2 women taking pictures of each other twerking in front of the marker.

I would say that it’s unexpected…but it is Florida

Well, that’s not supposed to happen

Sadly it’s almost never the case where people say “oh, life is better for you! Cool!”