The Jetsons?

Peggy Hill disagrees.

Can you imagine a word without lawyers?

That number still remains at zero.

James Taylor

Well Scooby Doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

There’s no foxes on Fox News either.

Boss: You failed your drug test

Me: Yeah, I forgot to study for it

Better to be a heel than a scab.

Banks

Professional wrestling is rigged!

Moe from the Simpsons would be happy.

What does Warm-Hinder taste like?

If we’re not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?

Imagine calling yourself a journalist and working for the New York Post.

It’s like how Celsius and Fahrenheit agree at -40.

There are dozen of us!

Shut up and take my upvote!

Dear Mr. President:

There are too many Pokemon. Please eliminate 500. I am not a crackpot.

I always enjoyed how the one mole evolves into 3 moles.