I used to get the same mailings. They send me a card to opt out of the union but nobody ever sends a card to opt out of those mailings.

Well yeah, it’s hard to fit a musket in to a candy bar.

Yeah, but they call it zed.

I remember the day I burned my last CD. The fire department paid me a visit.

Na na na na

Na na na na

Hey hey hey

Goodbye

That would explain why Musk is full of shit.

The Jetsons?

Peggy Hill disagrees.

Can you imagine a word without lawyers?

That number still remains at zero.

James Taylor

Well Scooby Doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

There’s no foxes on Fox News either.

Boss: You failed your drug test

Me: Yeah, I forgot to study for it

Better to be a heel than a scab.

Banks

Professional wrestling is rigged!

Moe from the Simpsons would be happy.

What does Warm-Hinder taste like?

If we’re not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?