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LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months ago

Do not drink the battery juice

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Do not drink the battery juice

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LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • macniel@feddit.org
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    10 months ago

    but, it has electrolytes?!

    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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      Batteries got what humans crave!

      • qaz@lemmy.world
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        It’s the one and only true energy drink

    • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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      Wait its lithium

      • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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        Was this an actual quote from Scott’s tots?

        • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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          As we live and breath

    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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      It’s what plants crave!

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    How is this not already a top-selling juice box/energy drink can?

    Edit: call it MotörOil

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    Fine, I don’t want it anyway. I have this bone hurting juice to drink.

    BRB

    Edit

    Owwie oof my bones

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    You can’t tell me what to do.

  • Mechanize@feddit.it
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    It says it can lead to health issues… Not that it will… soooo…

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    Everyone knows that the glow stick juice is where it’s at.

    • Sanguine_Sasquatch@lemmy.world
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      It’s got what rave baes crave

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    The fun police are at it again!

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 months ago

    GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!

  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    This stuff is bangin

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    If we’re not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?

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    DON’T FAUCI ME WHAT TO DO!

  • BearGun@ttrpg.network
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    10 months ago

    But… just a little? As a treat?

    • LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      No! Highly Toxic! Health issues!

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    “Big juice doesn’t want you to know this simple trick”

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    Where can I get some battery juice? Suddenly have a craving.

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