Feed your knives regularly and they’ll stop whispering, just saying

…and then you get a sexy reply

When shit hits the fan

Anton Fomenko has a great channel

Sounds like programmers with sovereign citizen approach

What happen when the repository is getting forked? Goofing with the license is all haha fun till nasty lawyers get into the picture and you get all sort of liability claims

Going down the rabbit hole is fun.

Starting with this https://imgur.com/little-boy-riding-odd-giant-rabbit-1956-tHDdboR

And ending at Why aren’t rabbits and hares larger?

I’m too much online to know the original with shelter cats and coyotes, great analogy OP!

One part is for uploads and the other for downloads, brilliant gadget!

Keeping the chicken in the oven could lead to nasty bugs

Here is the uncropped version, an Italian wedding in the 40s. With all participants equally thrilled for the photoshoot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Coverly

Mickey Gurdus, an Israeli ham radio operator and media listener. In the age before the internet he used to listen to every transmission he could find from his homemade lab.

Mickey Gurdus, Who Eavesdropped on the World

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srcN3KaTjd0

wife: do a flip

So solid, liquid, gas, and missing plasma. You just need to have a really big bang and any of the other vehicles will do

You start your morning playing mine-field, doing the round squinting for suspicious marks, watching your steps, clearing one room at a time. Today it was the hallway

“some assembly required”