The legs are so white they blind me. Damn you tactical shorts!
Like a walking flashbang - you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Twink Force oorah!
i mean, i think it’s pretty obvious they meant like dress uniforms. these are just short and tight compared to dress blues, but generally in a similar style.
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that’s why i said they were like military pants but short lol
it’s still the same style of pants and that’s still how they’re described, theses ones are just cut into shorts. military is just the term for the style of pants worn in dress uniforms. it doesn’t mean every pair of pants in that cut are used by the military.
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Historically, there were shorts issued by the UK, New Zealand and Australian militaries. I think Australia might yet do so
Plus fours, though, with a holster for your kukri and a teapot. Not… whatever this is.
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Nevermind, see non-retarded link below.
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Thanks for the correction! Can confirm, am frequently retarded.
We try not to use that word anymore. You should also try not to use it.
The average person ordering one of these: … I’ll take a size XXXXXXXXXXXL please.
The average store that keeps these in stock: Oh sorry, we’re out of that size, but we do have a size larger, do you want that instead?
The average person thinking about their choices: ??? … mmmmmm … ?? … OK! … I’ll take three
My man just had a mental break and hit post anyway.
I’m not sure who you think the “average person” is, or what your insults against that person are, but you sure are trying hard.
How to turn “I hate average people! I’m not average, I’m different!!! into a Netflix series.
Make it an isekai
Do you play a lot of airsoft or paintball?
