• themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Which avatar is the most detailed and accurate?

    Mine - most likely to be left behind chained up in a basement.

    Theirs - most likely to be left behind at a cocktail party.

    The maid’s - most likely to be left behind in a threesome.

    • Well yeah, presumably for any given threesome, the pov is going to be two behinds at some point, but it doesn’t matter if you’re the left behind or the right behind or long as everybody’s enjoying themselves.

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    1 month ago

    My sister found my Sims game where I was married to my neighbor (her friend). My character was a biker with a leather jacket and an American flag bandana.

    I had forgotten but now I must spend the next hour curled up in a ball, whimpering.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Closet door suddenly opens and a full sized silicon sex doll resembling themselves falls out … voice activation turns on as the doll lies face down on the floor … “That’s it baby, let’s make more babies, that’s the stuff” … sex doll vibrates vigorously on the floor

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        1 month ago

        That’s a fucking mood right there.

        (Also it depends on which Sims game and what the goal is. If they’re doing it in the Sims 3 or Sims 4 and trying to drown our Sims, then I’ll call them a scrub, tell them to gitgud and then block them. Unless there’s also a wall around the pool. Otherwise, 10/10)

        Edit: running a cult in the Sims is also a green flag.

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    Gawd that reminds me I used to base my Sims off the names on the back of cd cases.

    I’m sorry eazy e that I had your widow in a house full of bone thugs, I didn’t know who she was