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andioop@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 6 months ago

well that's rude

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well that's rude

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    Gender: 1x38b

    THE WOKE MOB HAS GONE TOO FAR

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      Gender is not binary, it’s hexadecimal

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        shouldn’t hexadecimal numbers start with 0x instead of 1x?

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          Did you just assume their syntax?!

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      You want some 8x7A2 using the same bathroom as you???

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      I know right, this is gender we’re talking about naming here! Not one of Elon’s children

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        I was going to make that joke too but given the real victim of the punchline is someone who had no ability to consent or exercise control in the situation it doesn’t feel right.

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          I know, but he has $200b in assets, so it’s hard to feel too bad for him

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            Now around $400b. Which is a lot more than 1x38b.

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    “The samurai charged into battle, shouting You must install Adobe Flash plugin to view this content.”

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    At least it seems more “scientific” than anything that Jung ever did.

    https://psychology.stackexchange.com/questions/13027/is-there-a-reasonable-scientific-backing-for-carl-jungs-type-theories

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      Your source does not support your claim at all. Seems like you are projecting your scientific illiteracy onto Jung.

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    My high school paid for everyone to take some type of career aptitude test. Everyone got a list of various possible career choices. Burned in my memory now is that I scored “region 99” which apparently meant my personality type didn’t fit any jobs. Or something. Like their magic 8 ball told me to try again.

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      My school did something similar. It recommended I become a fish monger.

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        I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do: Knife goes in guts come out.

        – Bart Simpson

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