Everything? EVERYTHING??? Even your butt??? HEY GUYS! DON’T EAT OFF THIS GUYS TABLE!!! HE PUT HIS BUTT ON IT!!!
…now I see why nobody puts their coffee on that thing.
My butt especially.
What about my butt?
This isn’t going to turn into an everything bagel type situation, is it?
I guess every table in my house is a coffee table
I usually just poor coffee all over my table
Idk. Maybe change that?
Could a tiger change his stripes! Could a fish live on land! I am but a man. I stand up straight and do as I’m told but could I really abandon who, or what, it is I was born to be. No, I can not be more. I cant move the stars in the sky. For if it only that simple… if only I could change everything I believe. Nay, I need to believe.
maybe he prefers tea
I would love to have a coffee table made of wood from a coffee tree.
that would be a challenge.
The real shower thoughts in the comments.
My coffee is in a cup. The cup is on a coaster. The coaster is on my coffee table. My coffee table also has no coffee on it. Except the coffee I spilled.
In German it’s called a couch table. It’s a much better name for it.
That’s just downright disrespectful to the table. Do you respect wood?
I was skeptical at first but your story checks out.
These tables existed long before we were drinking coffee in Europe and America. What did we call them then? Low tables? End tables? Baby tables??
Occasional tables.
Same here, I don’t even drink coffee.
BE the change that you would like to see in the world… 🫠
