I had it. Needs a fatigue mat.
Also some kind of ventilation.
And the painting would get fucked up pretty quickly in general.
“Do we like this?”
That’s the biggest cant-think-for-myself red flag I’ve ever heard.
I mean, asking for others opinions is a pretty normal and social behavioral thing to do… No?
Things I like I find others tend not to, so if I’m making something to appeal to others and not myself, I ask what they like.
Ofc this example of a picture hung over a stove is… Asinine, but my point still stands in response to your statement.
You’re being gollumophobic 🚩
You mean this AI generated slop? No, can’t say I care for it. Even if it were real, no handles on the smaller oven doors, fire hazard oil painting (that would be FILTHY the first time you boiled a sauce/soup) over a gas stove, no vent hood or overhead light… no thank you.
Lol ovens like this existed.
My parents literally have one of them right now in their kitchen.
They are less than ideal for sure.
I know they exist in that style. This one is AI though. You can see some tell tale signs if you zoom in. Continuity errors with the boards on either side of the painting, utensils and cutting boards with weird curves and abstract shapes, the missing handles, knobs with weird protrusions, a window with a taller frame on the bottom so it cant open more than 6 inches, sails on the painted ship that tmake no sense, etc.
This is definitely AI but similar ovens used to be built and, I’m sure, still are.
However, there are still plenty of issues.
Open flame plus a flammable painting. And the painting is right over the oven where it will get covered in grease. And that’s a gas range with no hood.
There’s a reason ovens usually open from the top these days. It’s safer and allows you to peak without opening the entire oven or leaning at an odd angle. Locking handles are also no longer used because little kids can climb in and accidentally get stuck.
The multiple drawers sounds like a good idea but it just means that you can’t cook large dishes. Usually you’d only see styles like this in restaurant kitchens because they will know how large of an oven they need and can benefit from having multiple sizes for different dishes.
Oh sure, hang an oil painting right above a woodstove. What could go wrong?
Sadly that’s not a woodstove, that would be too good.
That’s probably an Aga style stove. Those are mostly made with cast-iron and use radiant heat to cook. Each oven ‘compartent’ has a diffrent function (eg. top left is warming, bottom left is for roasting and a big one for baking). They work kinda like a masonry heater. And are meant to be always on.
Sounds like a great way to ruin paintings.
Arent they supposed to also double as heating the house, or at least the main room?
Fortunately, this range does not exist. It’s AI
Yeah but you can get stoves that look just like that. A lot of them are actually induction these days rather than radiant, the main benefit being it doesn’t heat the kitchen up to sweltering temperatures.
Now THAT’s oil painting !
Yar, nor do they sail the seven seas!
Clearly, the painting has special meaning to the owner and significance to the location. It’s likely made of heat-resistant material, and…
Oh, who are we kidding. It’s the same width as the stove and is matchy-match blue.
I didn’t mind it until I saw the painting and now I’m just scared of it!
Same here. But I had to read the comments to figure that out, I was too fixated on the stove.
I actually really love the stove but yeah lol that person definitely does not cook in their kitchen
Yeah, I was going to ackchyually them about that range then I noticed the painting.
An overly tidy house is often a sign of imbalance, ahem. 😜
What does a cronically untidy house say, oh wise one?
depression
Could be ADHD or anxiety too. Possibly OCD as well.
I guess my point is that ‘mental illness’ is more succinct.
So I got depression, adhd, anxiety and ocd. Thank you, internet strangers!
Nah, I’m just lazy.
What happened to the old fashioned “you’re a slob/slacker”?
Why does everything needs to automatically point to some sort of affliction? That is worrisome.
Worrying over internet comments is a sure sign of anxiety, possibly OCD, maybe even PTSD if there’s a particular trigger.
Says the person who is on lemmy + db0
(Not meant to be mean)
what kind of imbalance do you mean?
Maybe they just hate the painting and want to cover it in oil, smoke, food, and fire
What an odd sur name. I wanna change mine to an object too. Something like Jon housekey, Jim doorknob, Tommy tailgate, Thomas teriyaki beef jerky??
Jimmy Guncock
Richard Vibrator
Morgan Tittysprinkles
The all new bond girls for the age of inclusivity.
Surely everyone understands a real painting can’t take the heat.
It’s obviously an OLED TV.
These Samsung wallpaper tvs have gotten really realistic
First used by Disney in the various theme parks. Then about 10 years later they became available to the general public.
Can’t wait for the addition of spaghetti sauce splatters. And the house fire.
They’ll have a unique Pollock inspired piece in no time.
I used to work for a company that made these kinds of almost art pieces. You definitely got a certain sort of client.
To be clear you can actually use them to cook food, they do work, but they are definitely more focused on the aesthetics side of things than the functionality. Having said that they do have things like timers and different cooking modes.
They come with instructions on how to clean them and it looks like a hell of a process so I don’t think I’d ever want to cook with them.
Definitely nobody has ever used a frying pan on this stove.
