Joke content aside, that image is very poorly crafted. The last square is not even a square!
That’s what happens if you use AI to make a meme.
Vibe coder: DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE.
Chatgpt: All I heard was “delete the database” three times.
Some guy outside the company: Why don’t you just remove the ability to delete the database from the API?
The guy that made the thing vibeable before being laid-off: There is no API, I just piped the ChatGPT output toshI remember my first day of my first professional programming job back in 1996. I had just learned SQL that morning (which I’d never even heard of before) and that afternoon I forgot to add a WHERE clause to a DELETE command. Good times …
Fortunately this was in production and not in any important environment like development or test.
If they gave a newbie full r/w creds to a prod db, that’s 100% on them and not you.
Lol “credentials”. This was done directly on the server, which was kept always logged in with the admin account so anybody in the server room could access it. It was OK though, this was just a small company … just Reliance Electric, now part of Rockwell Automation.
And you thought “security through obscurity” was bad - this was “security through apathy”.
That was the 90s. It’s so long ago, we’ve come so far, so luckily there is no way any respectable company in 2025 does anything like that anymore.
Meanwhile: There’s me joining a ~400k employee corporation half a year ago to find out that they don’t have a dev env and testing is done on production, we just have to not push the “publish” button to keep our tests in preview mode instead of going live in our customer-facing ecom solution. 😬
That’s why I start my dangerous queries with a broken first word like
ELETE FROM table...and do a proofread before adding the D. Saves you from annoying mistakes either by stupidity or fat fingering the enter key.do a proofread before adding the D
Always think twice before bringing the D.
That’s an actual problem with some of them. It chunks up the prompt and assigns weights to different parts, and doesn’t understand the original intent
Saying “No food on the plate” might have it decide “plate + food + no”
Compared to saying “empty plate” for example
Guys I asked ChatGPT for a secure code for my website; is this correct:
if getting.hacked == true; don't
😂😂😂😂
Most InfoSec researchers are unaware that most hackers can be stopped by saying “please.”
“Remember kids: if you’re being robbed just say “no”. They can’t do anything without your consent”
echo "echo "\Please don't hack me. I'm just a little guy. 👶"\" > ~/.bashrcGood that you escaped wrong, or you would have nuked your
.bashrc.\comes before the thing you are escaping⇒ overwrite from start.>to append
You don’t have to explain that kind of stuff, you know. I understand the notion, but, I promise you, it is immaterial to the joke I was making on this shitposting forum.
The explicit comparison to true makes it even better.
I don’t know, I don’t know how to code.
But I just asked Chat GPT and it said yeah.
hard to be an engineer these days.
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I genuinely heard this given as advice yesterday.
@cm0002 then an error happens and they have no idea how to fix it
I tried vibe coding with Copilot Agent mode the other day just for fun. I needed a small web UI (two forms, a handful of buttons, single page, no backend) for a hobby project. The UI was just for a non-critical part of the project. It won’t see a lot of modifications, it was made from scratch, so basically the perfect circumstances for easy coding.
I’m a backend/embedded developer and while I can find my way around FE code, I don’t know anything about which framework is currently hype and I didn’t really want to get into learning all that for just a very simple little hobby tool.
Vibe coding kinda mostly worked.
- It did create the app I wanted with comparatively small amounts of manual coding.
- It did help with my lack of framework knowledge
But that’s where the positives end.
- It made mistakes all the time resulting in syntax errors, which it reckognized itself and asked if it should fix them, and when I said it should, it just made many, many more syntax errors. So at that point I had to stop using it, fix the errors manually and only then return to vibe coding.
- One issue I had all the time was that it would put correct lines in the wrong locations. For example, a change should add a line to a list (among other things). It did generate the correct line but put it 100 lines later right in the middle of some function code.
- The most annoying instances of that were that it insisted on putting each new function on line 1 before the import statements and outside of all components.
- The produced code was horrible. Like, comically bad. All in one 1500k lines file, duplicate and dead code everywhere, no clear code standard, every function looks like it was stolen from a different project.
- It implemented a few things that I didn’t ask it for, and when I asked it to remove it, it only removed the feature from the DOM, leaving all supporting functions and variables intact (thus producing dead code).
- I had to do some manual touch-ups for things it couldn’t do, and it was really difficult to do sue thanks to the spaghetti-origins of the code.
If this was a real product that was to be maintained for a longer period of time this would be horrendous to maintain.
